The Street Gives up a Chance at Stardom

...In the form of a Mega-Millions ticket I found on the sidewalk yesterday. If I hit the $252 Million jackpot on a ticket found money-walking, I'd have to be crowned King of the Scroungers, right? Oh, the waiting was agonizing! Ah, but it was not to be, not worth a sawbuck, a fin, or even one slim samoleon. So today, back I go to the office, and out for a walk at lunch, where I found a shiny penny under a parking meter. And so it goes...